Wellis.co.uk

Will Ellis, my musings and thought and drunken lapses

Wellis by name, Wellis by nature

Okay so this is my first attempt at a proper web page. And well I have a few queries. Firstly, why am I doing this on Friday night when I could be in town getting drunk instead of in my room at Sheffield university getting sober? Secondly why is it Microsoft templates seem to have the aesthetic qualities of a diseased rabbit corpse?

About me�. I'm a six foot three homosapien born in the same year the Muppets ended. I share my birthday with Sean Connery and the fall of Stalingrad. I'm a white male though in reality that really doesn't matter. My likes include my girlfriend, who at the time of writing is hundreds of miles away, my eclectic music collection, from tom waits to belle and Sebastian via Beethoven and the flaming lips, and complaining. Oh how much fun it is to complain about something.

My life has been a mix of depression, love, madness and art. With an inborn ability at being uncannily okay at maths. But not physics. I have created animations and I've been awarded three gold certificates for maths challenge (two failures to boot). I have a fondness for good hats but my opinion on fashion is the same as that of Oscar Wilde.

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it has to be changed every six months."

Oh and I'm a left wing anarchist according to political compass.

But that's enough about me�.

This website is to contain my musings, my essays, and anything I happen to think apt to type.

Endure.

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